Dodgems

Take a spin in an electric powered car in this classic fairground attraction. The idea of the ride is to dodge the other drivers but we feel that takes away the fun, therefore by all means go and cause havoc in the driving arena!

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Carousel

Another traditional fairground ride, Carousel! Climb aboard one of the many horses and take a leisurely stroll around the enchanted Carousel! Little ones can also join in the fun by sitting in one the accompanying chariots.

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Skate Karts

Despite how rubbish these look we love Skate Karts here at Valley Mania. This very unusual attraction allows riders to sit on a skate kart and speed around a track! Beware though, these things are quite nifty so you could fall off!

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Buffalo Express

Take a seat on this rather boring miniature railway and see pretty much next to nothing. This attraction is most suited to younger visitors of the park because they ain't fussy about a ride being this lame.

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Pirate Swinger

Skeleton Cove's very own pirouetting sea captain is sure to keep younger buccaneers happy as his flying chairs swing around! A nicely themed children's ride that's the perfect place for them to find their sea legs.

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Swan Lake Pedal Boats

Have a nice relaxing stroll on the lake - that's if you're not the person pedalling these huge swans by the way! These offer a perfect opportunity to relieve you of the busy theme park and admire the natural beauty of the park.

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Lightwater Express

This is the park's only transportation ride. Enjoy a nice and relaxing ride throughout the grounds of Lightwater Valley on Lightwater Express - one of the most impressive miniature railways at any UK theme park with tunnels and bridges.

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Spinning Teacups

Get dizzy on these teacups suitable for children and children only! Seriously, adults can't physically fit in this ride or will the ride be able to move with you on it. An extremely tacky ride which we don't rate in all honesty.

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Mini Ferris Wheel

This small, and really ugly, ferris wheel is the perfect starter for kids to get used to heights. It's just a shame Mini Ferris Wheel ain't that attractive to look at, as we can't imagine it appeals to the eyes of a young child.

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Noah's Ark

A small roundabout with a host of animals from the tale of Noah's Ark. Not very exciting unless we at Valley Mania are mistaken and children actually enjoy going around in a circle with pretty much nothing to look at?

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Dragon Boats

These dragon-themed boats will allow the nippers to go on their very own water borne voyage of discovery! Okay, perhaps that's a bit optimistic and chances are they won't discover anything, but we're sure they'll enjoy the ride!

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Magic Marc's Terrific Magic Show

This magic show will go down a treat with the little ones and maybe some adults if they're easily entertained! This is the park's only live entertainment show which is shame because it's quite tacky with a limited target audience.

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Gator Park

This mini park has a number of attractions for the little ones!

  • Space Pirates
  • Clown Around
  • Lady Bug
  • Human Cannonball
  • Mirror Maze

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